1 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:23,371 FITZ: You know the guy who said, 2 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:24,807 "No man is an island"? 3 00:00:26,461 --> 00:00:29,507 Same douche bag who thought Denmark was rotting. 4 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,206 Fuck that guy. 5 00:00:32,206 --> 00:00:35,818 And welcome to the Island of Fitz. 6 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:45,871 ♪ 7 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:57,927 I'll take it. 8 00:00:57,927 --> 00:00:59,276 Oh, yes, you will. 9 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:03,802 Larry, bring her the keys. 10 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,369 Yes, sir. 11 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,763 Only 1 way to make sure 12 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,722 people recognize who did what. 13 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:14,117 And that's to do it all on your own. 14 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:17,207 Sonja, be a doll and write up the paperwork, will you? 15 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,428 Larry, mark it on the board. 16 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:22,212 [Marker squeaking] Oh, will you look at that? 17 00:01:22,212 --> 00:01:24,127 Number one again. 18 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:28,131 What do you say we celebrate with a well-moisturized hand? 19 00:01:28,131 --> 00:01:30,699 Be self-sufficient. An island. 20 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,448 There. 21 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,363 Saved you a step. 22 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:45,366 What did I tell you? 23 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:49,065 You want something done right, 24 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:51,154 you got to do it yourself. 25 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:58,509 ♪ 26 00:01:58,509 --> 00:02:00,381 ♪ Without you 27 00:02:00,381 --> 00:02:04,820 ♪ I find my smile 28 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:07,344 ♪ Without you 29 00:02:07,344 --> 00:02:10,086 ♪ I won by a mile ♪ 30 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,262 ♪ Without you 31 00:02:12,262 --> 00:02:16,179 ♪ Oh life would be so grand ♪ 32 00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:18,138 ♪ Without you 33 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,096 ♪ I'm half a man 34 00:02:20,096 --> 00:02:23,969 ♪ Without you 35 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:31,020 ♪ Without you... 36 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:35,633 ♪ Without you 37 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:40,464 Got you some Hindu Kush, some purple Urkle, 38 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:43,424 and a surprisingly refreshing hybrid of sativa strains. 39 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,382 But if we're celebrating--Oh, we're celebrating. 40 00:02:45,382 --> 00:02:49,038 Okay. Wow. I got you a classic 41 00:02:49,038 --> 00:02:51,171 5-paper [Speaking foreign word]. 42 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:52,302 That's what I love about you, Josh. 43 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,999 You do 1 thing very well. Mm. 44 00:02:53,999 --> 00:02:55,784 [Sniffing and sighing] I love you too, man. 45 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:59,918 Oh, hey, and in honour of whatever we're celebrating, 46 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,224 I got you this. 47 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,095 That background check on Larry you asked for. 48 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:04,749 I asked you for this last year. 49 00:03:04,749 --> 00:03:06,186 Yeah. The first red flag 50 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,057 was when he claimed to be your conscience. 51 00:03:08,057 --> 00:03:10,799 But as you can see, it's far, far more disturbing. 52 00:03:10,799 --> 00:03:13,323 I mean, look at that. Former Special Ops. 53 00:03:13,323 --> 00:03:16,587 Medical records show symptoms of PTSD and Gulf War Syndrome. 54 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:20,025 But here's the kicker: 1/13th Cherokee. 55 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,201 I'm not 1/13th Cherokee, Josh. 56 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,724 - Yeah, you are. - LARRY: No, I'm not. 57 00:03:22,724 --> 00:03:24,116 Yeah, you are. No, I'm not. 58 00:03:24,116 --> 00:03:26,728 - Yeah, you are. - This is you, Josh. 59 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:29,861 I'm your conscience? 60 00:03:29,861 --> 00:03:32,255 Richard, do we really have time for paranoid delusions 61 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,344 and psychotropic--What does that make Larry? 62 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:37,086 Listen, morons, I'm flushed with cash, 63 00:03:37,086 --> 00:03:38,957 I got my first good night's sleep in months 64 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:41,743 and I'm finally breaking ground in the Summer Wind Lounge. 65 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,093 I don't need Tweedledum and Tweedle-functional retard 66 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:46,443 getting in my way, not today. 67 00:03:46,443 --> 00:03:48,532 Nothing is going to ruin today. 68 00:03:48,532 --> 00:03:50,926 Talk to me. 69 00:03:50,926 --> 00:03:52,188 Fucking fuck! 70 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,105 [Cameras clicking] 71 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,325 LARRY: Once again, the prophecy rears its ugly head. 72 00:03:58,325 --> 00:03:59,674 FITZ: Anyone could have done this. 73 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:01,284 LARRY: Who else but a shadowy nemesis 74 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:05,070 would dig up a literal skeleton in your metaphorical closet? 75 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:07,247 A dog. A hobo. 76 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,074 - A hobo's dog. - What? 77 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:12,164 Relax. No one knows we buried her in the first place. 78 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:16,212 Except for you, me, Ali, Meghan. 79 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:18,301 - Oh, and that asshole Glenn. - Glenn. 80 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:22,697 Hey. Hey, this isn't a paid vacation. Back to work. 81 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:26,527 Mr. Fitzpatrick, what a surprise. 82 00:04:26,527 --> 00:04:28,137 Officer. 83 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:30,052 What do you know about this? 84 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:34,230 Well, this lush 2-acre parcel has great views 85 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:35,536 and direct highway access. 86 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:37,059 About the body. 87 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:39,714 A body on my land? 88 00:04:39,714 --> 00:04:42,238 Chester Vince offered a trip to Cabo 89 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,762 for anyone who gets charges against you to stick. 90 00:04:44,762 --> 00:04:46,634 Might look like a corpse to you, 91 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:50,115 but to me it looks like a ticket to paradise. 92 00:04:50,115 --> 00:04:53,815 Richard had nothing to do with this. 93 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,817 Yeah, because this-- 94 00:04:55,817 --> 00:05:00,691 This is an ancient Indian burial ground. 95 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,214 That's right. 96 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:05,348 Sacred Cherokee land. 97 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:08,090 And therefore off limits. 98 00:05:10,701 --> 00:05:12,312 This is Unit 12. 99 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,098 We have a situation. 100 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:19,406 [Sighing] 101 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:22,234 Delete. Delete. 102 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:24,759 Definitely delete. 103 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,022 Oh, I really like my hair in this one. 104 00:05:27,022 --> 00:05:29,067 And Fitzy's hair. 105 00:05:29,067 --> 00:05:32,114 Ugh, no. Delete. 106 00:05:32,114 --> 00:05:33,942 This just came for you. 107 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:37,337 Mr. Fitzpatrick and I are through. 108 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,341 And there's nothing he can do or say to change my mind. 109 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,081 Well, I don't think it's from him. 110 00:05:52,264 --> 00:05:54,354 Olaf. 111 00:05:56,138 --> 00:05:57,313 [Sniffing] 112 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:59,359 Who's Olaf? 113 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,273 [Sighing] 114 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:07,062 Oh, hon. 115 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,020 Here. Blow. 116 00:06:09,020 --> 00:06:11,109 [Blowing nose] 117 00:06:11,109 --> 00:06:12,415 Hm. 118 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:16,245 Olaf is obviously somebody. 119 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,422 My first boyfriend. 120 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:21,859 Let me guess. 121 00:06:21,859 --> 00:06:25,210 Breaking up with him was the biggest mistake of your life. 122 00:06:25,210 --> 00:06:28,083 - Yes. - Because you broke his heart. 123 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:29,911 I did. So you could be 124 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:31,391 with Richard Fitzpatrick. 125 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,871 How do you know all of this? 126 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:36,439 Every woman has an Olaf: 127 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:40,574 the good man we reject for the selfish bastard. 128 00:06:40,574 --> 00:06:44,055 Oh, he's just complex. 129 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:47,145 Fitz doesn't care about anyone but himself. 130 00:06:47,145 --> 00:06:49,931 And now fate is offering you another chance 131 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:52,934 with your first love. 132 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:54,283 It's not every day a man sends you 133 00:06:54,283 --> 00:06:55,719 a heart-shaped sausage. 134 00:06:55,719 --> 00:06:58,113 Oh, I couldn't do that to him. 135 00:06:58,113 --> 00:07:00,071 After all Fitz has done to you? 136 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:02,422 No, I couldn't do that to Olaf. 137 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,860 Oh, if Mr. Fitz snapped his fingers, 138 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:09,124 I would go back to him in a heartbeat. 139 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:11,561 Ugh! 140 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,218 Sometimes I just wish he would tell me to leave. 141 00:07:16,218 --> 00:07:17,611 [Sighing] 142 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:19,221 But he never will 143 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:21,615 because he barely even knows I'm here. 144 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:38,806 That won't do. 145 00:07:38,806 --> 00:07:40,416 That won't do at all. 146 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:42,113 FITZ: Really, Larry? 147 00:07:42,113 --> 00:07:44,594 An ancient Indian burial ground? 148 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,770 It's going to take the medical examiner about 5 minutes 149 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,859 to figure out your Chief Sitting Bullshit. 150 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:51,122 Look, I don't know what came over me, okay? 151 00:07:51,122 --> 00:07:53,995 It must have been all of Josh's talk about Indian heritage. 152 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:55,387 But you know, maybe we should-- 153 00:07:55,387 --> 00:07:56,693 We are going to do nothing. 154 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,086 You are going to keep your trap shut 155 00:07:58,086 --> 00:08:00,131 before this whole thing blows up in my face. 156 00:08:00,131 --> 00:08:02,220 Richard Fitzpatrick. 157 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:05,528 I'm Chief Dwayne "Flying Eagle" Smith of the Cherokee Nation. 158 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:07,617 We have business to discuss. 159 00:08:12,883 --> 00:08:14,668 Kaboom, fuck-tard. 160 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,238 Chief what-the-fuck-is-it? 161 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:22,414 Dwayne "Flying Eagle" Smith. 162 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:24,025 Have you never seen an Indian before? 163 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,767 Easy on the jungle drums here, kemosabe. 164 00:08:26,767 --> 00:08:28,986 We're all friends here. Drink? 165 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:31,380 Fire water. What are you going to offer me next, 166 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,034 a smallpox-infected blanket? 167 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:35,253 The police notified our cultural centre 168 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:38,779 that an ancient Indian burial ground was unearthed 169 00:08:38,779 --> 00:08:41,042 on some piece of land you claim to own. 170 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,784 Yeah, listen, buddy, we both know that's not Indian land. 171 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:46,221 And we both know that body didn't bury itself. 172 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,440 Are you saying I lied to the cops? 173 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:50,442 Not a white lie, of course, 174 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:53,881 a lie for people of all colours of the rainbow. 175 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,971 Despite your preconceived notions from the Village People, 176 00:08:56,971 --> 00:08:59,060 not all Indian chiefs are gay. 177 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:02,063 And there's nothing wrong with the ones that are. 178 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:05,675 Our crack team of tribal anthropologists is on the case, 179 00:09:05,675 --> 00:09:07,634 and I'm sure they'll be able to prove that that body 180 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,375 is our ancient ancestor. 181 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,595 So you should swing by the cultural centre 182 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,249 and sign over that land to us now, 183 00:09:14,249 --> 00:09:17,165 or who knows what they'll discover. 184 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,994 You snaky fucker. 185 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:21,952 It's up to you, honky. 186 00:09:21,952 --> 00:09:24,128 Yeah, that's right. 187 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,174 I went there. 188 00:09:32,659 --> 00:09:34,269 Ancient Indian burial ground? 189 00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:35,487 I'm sorry, Richard. I panicked. 190 00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:38,142 And that is an explanation, not a lie. 191 00:09:38,142 --> 00:09:39,448 Sacred Cherokee lands? 192 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:41,972 The pressure got to me, and all I could think of 193 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,670 was Josh's Cherokee heritage. 194 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,759 Josh. 195 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,937 [Laughing] 196 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:58,249 And, as the title deed to the land is in Josh's name-- 197 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,208 You said you were taking me for ice cream. 198 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:04,429 or in Cherokee hands, if you will, 199 00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:08,172 your precious burial ground has been returned. 200 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:12,307 If your friend is actually Cherokee. 201 00:10:12,307 --> 00:10:13,961 JOSH: Oh, hey, Fitzy, look. 202 00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:17,007 Friendship bracelets. Let's get a couple. 203 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,530 Fuck, Josh, will you focus? 204 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,185 [Dwayne speaking in pig Latin] 205 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,333 What fucking language is that? 206 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,827 Will you just give him his fucking status card 207 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:54,915 so we can get out of here. 208 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,786 I would be happy to welcome Josh here 209 00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:58,135 into our tribe. 210 00:11:00,007 --> 00:11:02,183 I'll even swear him in myself. 211 00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:06,404 Tell me you're not going to fuck this up. 212 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,928 I'm not going to fuck this-- 213 00:11:07,928 --> 00:11:09,756 Don't worry, I got this. 214 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,107 Bad boy. I shouldn't lie. 215 00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,151 See what happens? 216 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:17,024 Bad, bad boy. Shouldn't lie. 217 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,590 Larry. What? 218 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:20,375 I want you to be honest with me. 219 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:22,812 Do you think that I have done the right thing 220 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,727 by ending it with Fitz? 221 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:27,948 Does he care about anyone besides himself? 222 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,384 Oh. 223 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,169 Absolutely. 224 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:35,738 Yeah, I-- I think that, deep down, he, uh, he must. 225 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,567 Oh, it's like a drug! 226 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:40,743 You tell one lie and you just can't stop. 227 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,050 But I promise you I will never lie again. 228 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:44,355 What did you lie about? 229 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,966 Crap. 230 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,881 Okay, but listen, you have to promise 231 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,839 never to repeat this, because nobody else knows 232 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:53,190 except for Richard and Ali and Meghan and that Glenn guy. 233 00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,584 But nobody else, okay? 234 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,064 I, uh-- 235 00:11:57,064 --> 00:12:01,590 I helped Richard bury a body. 236 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,070 What?! Shh! 237 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:06,247 It was Ali's mother. But we didn't kill her. 238 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:09,119 Well, Ali and Richard did. But it was a mistake. 239 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,294 And of course, Richard blames Ali. 240 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,774 And he's probably going to lose his land 241 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:12,993 because that's where she's buried. 242 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,517 So he's in a bit of a mood. Excuse me. 243 00:12:15,517 --> 00:12:19,216 All he cares about is that stupid lounge. 244 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,001 God, you know what? 245 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,829 Dot Foxley was right. 246 00:12:22,829 --> 00:12:27,311 Mr. Fitz is a, oh, selfish, selfish B word. 247 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:30,314 Oh, no, Sonja, Richard is not a B word. 248 00:12:30,314 --> 00:12:33,056 And you cannot trust that Dot Foxley. She-- 249 00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,188 She's a witch. 250 00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:36,016 Yeah, w-w-with those voodoo dolls 251 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:39,236 and the horrible things she says, and those bangs. 252 00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:40,803 And you know what? She can do anything, 253 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:43,153 including manipulate your feelings. 254 00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,329 Wow, Larry. 255 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,070 What? 256 00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:49,899 You know, I always thought that Mr. Fitz was being hard on you. 257 00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:53,773 But maybe you're just a jerk. 258 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,427 No one manipulates me. 259 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:01,563 I manipulate myself. 260 00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,262 Oh. 261 00:13:17,622 --> 00:13:19,059 [Whistling] 262 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:24,107 Sign here, here, initial there. 263 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,631 Status card. 264 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,851 Hey. Housing assistance. 265 00:13:28,851 --> 00:13:32,986 And 2 complimentary cartons of smokes. 266 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:37,251 Well, that's it? That's the big ceremony? 267 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:40,254 That's just a formality. 268 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,169 This is the ceremony. 269 00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,257 [Blowing] 270 00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,837 You're one of us now. 271 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,187 Welcome, brother. 272 00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,973 I've always wanted a brother. 273 00:14:06,584 --> 00:14:10,153 Now we smoke the peace pipe. 274 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,460 Oh, best brother ever! 275 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:13,678 [Gasping] 276 00:14:13,678 --> 00:14:15,115 Oh! Um... 277 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,859 Now, the first image you see 278 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,079 will be your Cherokee name. 279 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,086 [Bubbling] 280 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:41,228 Cool. 281 00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:50,715 ♪ 282 00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,762 How long does it take to sign a fucking status card? 283 00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:58,245 Meet the newest son of the Cherokee Nation: 284 00:14:58,245 --> 00:15:01,988 Josh "Two Dogs Copulating" McTaggert. 285 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:12,041 ♪ 286 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,093 How, motherfucker. 287 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,878 Oh, fuck me. 288 00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:26,229 Josh. Ah, ah, ah. 289 00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:27,927 - Two Dogs Copulating. - Yeah, whatever. 290 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,233 Will you just go back there and tell those lazy assholes 291 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,452 it's okay to break ground? 292 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:32,975 Chief Dwayne says that we do not 293 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,238 inherit the land from our ancestors, 294 00:15:35,238 --> 00:15:37,893 but we borrow it from our children. 295 00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:40,026 Do not renege on this deal, Indian giver. 296 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,331 Renege? Yes. 297 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,724 Like the ice cream that you promised me. 298 00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:43,986 That I'm still waiting for. 299 00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:45,074 Fine, you want to get some ice cream? 300 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,510 Let's go get some fucking ice cream. 301 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,121 The time for ice cream is long since past. 302 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:51,124 You only gave me this land because you wanted to use me. 303 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,213 Just as Chief Dwayne had prophesized. 304 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,390 Not another prophecy, and who gives a fuck about Chief Dwayne? 305 00:15:56,390 --> 00:16:00,785 I do. And you know what? Chief Dwayne cares about me. 306 00:16:00,785 --> 00:16:02,352 Unlike some people I know. 307 00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:06,095 You really want to double-cross your best friend, Josh? 308 00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:09,751 This land is our land. 309 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,883 It's not your land. 310 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:14,451 And best friend your face. 311 00:16:16,149 --> 00:16:18,238 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 312 00:16:18,238 --> 00:16:20,022 [Yelping] 313 00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,111 LARRY: You know, there is a lesson in all of this. 314 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,721 FITZ: Oh, hey, everyone, look. It's Larry. 315 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,549 And he's got an important lesson for all of us. 316 00:16:25,549 --> 00:16:26,942 LARRY: You know, you should really think about-- 317 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,248 Unless this has to do with getting 318 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:29,814 my fucking land back, I don't want to hear it. 319 00:16:29,814 --> 00:16:32,426 Don't you see? This isn't just me saying you should change. 320 00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,297 It's destiny saying you must. 321 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:37,039 You can't just go around using people who care about you. 322 00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,998 Well, you never have to worry about me using you, Larry. 323 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,260 You're fucking useless. 324 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:41,913 It's not just me. 325 00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:45,743 You use Josh for intoxication, Sonja for sexual gratification. 326 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,919 You never value their feelings, and guess what, buddy? 327 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,052 - They just walked away from you. - Big fucking deal. 328 00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,750 I find a new dealer and another unhinged jaw. 329 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,404 And what about Ali Devon? 330 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,841 Hm? You couldn't admit your feelings, 331 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:58,669 so you treated her horribly to overcompensate for the fact 332 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,845 that you really cared about her. 333 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:03,239 - No, I did that to get laid. - And how did that end up? 334 00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,111 With her mother's body in the ground, 335 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,287 with is the whole reason we are in this mess. 336 00:17:07,287 --> 00:17:10,159 You're right. 337 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:13,423 Ali. That's who I should be using. 338 00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,865 I'll cut to the chase. 339 00:17:20,865 --> 00:17:22,519 Someone dug up mama dearest, 340 00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,739 and Larry thought it would get the cops off our backs 341 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:27,481 if we told them it was an ancient Indian burial ground. 342 00:17:27,481 --> 00:17:30,005 She's been buried for 4 months. 343 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,528 Tell it to the Cherokees. 344 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:34,183 They fudged the investigation and put in a land claim. 345 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,490 Well, great. Then problem solved. 346 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,492 No, problem not solved. 347 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,146 They stole my land. I need it back. 348 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,930 I am this close to building my lounge. 349 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:44,193 So what do you want me to do about it, exactly? 350 00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,239 Take the fall? 351 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,805 [Laughing] 352 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:50,156 - No way. - Come on. 353 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:51,853 You've got that little-dicked Chester Vince 354 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,855 wrapped around your finger. You could do whatever you want. 355 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,901 And why would I want to sacrifice myself to protect you? 356 00:17:56,901 --> 00:17:58,294 Because you still love me. 357 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,949 [Laughing] 358 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:06,737 How narcissistic can you be? 359 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,217 You are a parasite, 360 00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:10,872 and I will not let you suck the life out of me anymore. 361 00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:13,048 Oh, it's always you, you, you. 362 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,789 What about me? I will not use 363 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:18,923 my relationship with Chester to help you. 364 00:18:18,923 --> 00:18:20,534 Relationship? That's right. 365 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:24,146 Holy shit. You're actually dating that sexual anorexic? 366 00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:27,236 Well, I'm not in the mood for appetizers anymore. 367 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,934 [Groaning] [Sighing] 368 00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:31,284 Meeting's over, Fitz. 369 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:32,981 Yeah. 370 00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,243 Fuck. 371 00:18:34,243 --> 00:18:35,201 Hey. 372 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,028 JOSH: So did Fitz send you? 373 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:38,595 LARRY: No. No, no, no. 374 00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,771 I mean, he drove me, but I-- 375 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:43,165 I come of my own accord. 376 00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,081 Yeah, because, Josh, your friendship is too important 377 00:18:46,081 --> 00:18:49,040 - to just throw away. - Then why is he in the car? 378 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,217 LARRY: Look, it's my lie that caused this rift. 379 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,567 So please, Josh, you have to forgive him. 380 00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,525 He is afraid of real emotion 381 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,180 other than rage and orgasm. 382 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,792 So please, help me help you 383 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:04,186 to help him. 384 00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:07,102 I have a new way of life now, Larry. 385 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:09,974 I catch dreams now. 386 00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:12,151 Dreams. Oh. 387 00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,065 Oh, but didn't your people 388 00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:17,547 intend to share their land? 389 00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:20,550 Of course. It is the Cherokee way. 390 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,118 And that is why I've agreed to sign it over to Chief Dwayne. 391 00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,163 Are you out of your fucking mind? 392 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,947 Wait, wait, wait. Richard, stop it. 393 00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,688 Guys, I know tensions are high right now-- 394 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,776 Stop it! 395 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,994 but there's a simple solution. 396 00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:32,127 Richard, I believe an apology is in order. 397 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,738 You're right. Where's my fucking apology, asshole? 398 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:37,219 Richard, stop. 399 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:39,874 You apologize to Josh. 400 00:19:39,874 --> 00:19:42,224 All right, Josh. You know what? 401 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,095 You're right. I did. I used you. 402 00:19:44,095 --> 00:19:45,575 But I'm not the only one. 403 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,447 Why do you think Chief Dwayne had such a hard-on 404 00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:50,754 for this piece of land? Can't you see the signs? 405 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,327 It's a trick. 406 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:01,591 My brothers would never build on sacred ground. 407 00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:04,159 It is not the Cherokee way. 408 00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,204 I hate to break it to you, 409 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,423 but that body was no ancient stiff. 410 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:10,121 Your brother suppressed a police investigation 411 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,776 and used you as a pawn in order to build 412 00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:15,126 an Indian casino on my land. 413 00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:17,477 That's the Chief Dwayne way. 414 00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:19,827 I don't believe you. 415 00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,742 Well, then, you know what? 416 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,047 Fuck you, Josh. 417 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:24,179 [Laughing] 418 00:20:24,179 --> 00:20:25,398 Fuck you, Fitz. 419 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,790 No, sir. 420 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,139 - Fuck you, Larry! - Fuck you, Larry! 421 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,793 These are my good orgy cuffs. 422 00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,055 Give me the fucking key or they're going to find 423 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,144 2 more bodies on this piece of land. 424 00:20:33,144 --> 00:20:34,233 What do you mean? 425 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,712 Just give me the fucking key, Larry! 426 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,540 No, I will not be scared by your veiled threats. 427 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:39,890 And I've had enough of the fighting and the deceit. 428 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,633 And we are not going anywhere 429 00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:45,200 until we resolve this emotional standoff. 430 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,549 So-- 431 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,211 Chester! 432 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:59,170 Oh, I have been looking everywhere for you. 433 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,302 What are you doing here? 434 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,348 I'm so sick of him, Richard Fitzpatrick. 435 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:03,827 I wish he was dead! 436 00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:05,525 Okay, well, let's-- 437 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,831 Join the club. 438 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,877 No, I really wish he was dead. Do you know what I did today? 439 00:21:09,877 --> 00:21:11,531 I went out and bought a gun. 440 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:13,881 Oh, God, Chester. Just-- 441 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:16,623 That is a water pistol. 442 00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,146 Filled with pee. 443 00:21:18,146 --> 00:21:21,018 You haven't really thought this through, have you? 444 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,193 No, ma'am. 445 00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:23,934 Oh, Chester, look, I-- I wasn't sure 446 00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,284 if I should tell you this or not, 447 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,460 but now seeing you here with a water pistol 448 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:28,939 full of your own urine-- 449 00:21:28,939 --> 00:21:30,985 No, it's not mine. 450 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,116 [Sighing] 451 00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:33,857 Chester, I need to tell you something. 452 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:40,037 How bad could it be? 453 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,996 It's not like you two hid a body together. 454 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:46,043 Ali Devon! 455 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:48,045 Mom wanted an organic funeral. 456 00:21:48,045 --> 00:21:49,525 They are good for the plant, 457 00:21:49,525 --> 00:21:51,658 but how could you do that with him? 458 00:21:51,658 --> 00:21:54,182 Who else was I going to call, Chester? You? 459 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,315 Yes. No. 460 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,012 And that's the point. 461 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:00,797 Look, at the time, I thought that I needed him, 462 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:02,930 but I see now how wrong I was. 463 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,715 I chose you. 464 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,197 Then testify against him. 465 00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:12,635 No. Look, it was-- It was my idea. 466 00:22:12,635 --> 00:22:14,202 It was my mistake. 467 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:18,424 And if I confess to this, he is out of our lives for good. 468 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:21,035 Chester, 469 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:24,125 I'm going to turn myself in. 470 00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:28,172 Then I promise I won't prosecute. 471 00:22:28,172 --> 00:22:29,435 Thank you! Oh! 472 00:22:29,435 --> 00:22:32,742 To the full extent of the law. 473 00:22:32,742 --> 00:22:34,004 Right. 474 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:42,796 Holy shit. They're here. 475 00:22:42,796 --> 00:22:44,275 [Gasping] 476 00:22:44,275 --> 00:22:46,103 - Construction's starting already? - No, Two Dogs Fucking. 477 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,279 It's the toxic waste guys I called. 478 00:22:48,279 --> 00:22:50,238 - JOSH: It's Two Dogs Copulating. - FITZ: Whatever. 479 00:22:50,238 --> 00:22:51,761 - Toxic waste, Richard? - Yeah. 480 00:22:51,761 --> 00:22:53,546 Those Cherokee fuckers are trying to steal my dream, 481 00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:55,243 and if I can't have it, no one can. 482 00:22:55,243 --> 00:22:57,419 Give me the key, Larry. 483 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,160 No, Richard, I will not unlock these cuffs until you admit 484 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,204 your true feelings to Josh. 485 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,687 Fine. You want to know how I feel, Josh? 486 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,646 Yes. I feel used. 487 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,561 - You? - Yes, me. 488 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,214 All the years I put up with you. 489 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:13,261 The cars you never fixed, the pot you never buy enough of, 490 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:14,567 the tax-free cigarettes you don't cut me in on. 491 00:23:14,567 --> 00:23:15,959 - This is not helping. - And what about you? 492 00:23:15,959 --> 00:23:17,439 Insulting me, ignoring me, 493 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:19,223 stealing my pot, lying to me. 494 00:23:19,223 --> 00:23:20,921 Fine, there might have been a few exaggerations, 495 00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:22,705 a couple of miscommunications. 496 00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:25,186 But I have never, ever fucking lied to you, man. 497 00:23:25,186 --> 00:23:26,405 Not like that Chief what's-his-nuts. 498 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,058 - Chief Dwayne. - Yeah, fine, whatever. 499 00:23:31,192 --> 00:23:32,889 Look, you and I are like-- Are like-- 500 00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,238 We're like nature. 501 00:23:34,238 --> 00:23:37,807 We're like parasites. You leech off my awesome 502 00:23:37,807 --> 00:23:40,288 and I leech off your... 503 00:23:42,246 --> 00:23:43,422 weed. 504 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,380 So we're connected. 505 00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,773 Yeah. 506 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:47,948 Like brothers. 507 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,079 I wouldn't go that far. 508 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:50,864 Would you just give him the thing? 509 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:51,995 Fine. 510 00:23:51,995 --> 00:23:53,301 We're like brothers. 511 00:23:54,737 --> 00:23:56,217 - Okay, truck, truck, truck. - Go. Oh, go. 512 00:23:56,217 --> 00:23:57,348 Yeah, yeah, we got to go. 513 00:23:57,348 --> 00:23:59,350 We got to go! We got to go! 514 00:23:59,350 --> 00:24:00,482 We got to go now, Larry! 515 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,049 - Larry, hurry up. - Come on, Larry. 516 00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,442 All right, go, go, go. 517 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,444 [Screaming] 518 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,149 Those fuckers won't be able to build on here for decades. 519 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:17,238 Oh, Richard. 520 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:22,765 What are you doing here?[Sighing] 521 00:24:22,765 --> 00:24:25,551 Against every instinct I have to sit back and watch you suffer, 522 00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,291 I decided to give you what you want. 523 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:30,425 I told Chester that the body was my mother's 524 00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:32,427 and that I acted alone. 525 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:34,081 I knew it. 526 00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,474 You still want me. 527 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,997 Close. 528 00:24:36,997 --> 00:24:39,956 The Cherokee's expropriation order has been thrown out. 529 00:24:39,956 --> 00:24:41,958 The land is all yours again. 530 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:44,483 Oh, fuck me. 531 00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:46,310 I need a drink. 532 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:56,364 ♪ 533 00:25:03,327 --> 00:25:13,337 ♪ 534 00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:36,622 You were right about Mr. Fitz. 535 00:25:36,622 --> 00:25:39,059 I don't know why I can't just accept it. 536 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:41,714 He only cares about himself. 537 00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:44,847 Anyway, thank you. 538 00:25:44,847 --> 00:25:46,022 You're welcome. 539 00:25:46,022 --> 00:25:48,590 Larry, he is not help. 540 00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:51,898 He's just so Larry. 541 00:25:51,898 --> 00:25:54,683 Can you believe that he thinks you're a witch? 542 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:55,815 - Oh? - Yeah. 543 00:25:55,815 --> 00:25:58,165 He's got this whole crazy theory. 544 00:25:58,165 --> 00:26:01,603 I think that he's just intimidated by women. 545 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:03,083 - I felt that. - Yeah. 546 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:06,869 And I don't see anything wrong with your bangs. 547 00:26:06,869 --> 00:26:09,089 - Thank you. - Mm-hm. 548 00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:13,310 Well, if compassion is witchcraft, 549 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:15,835 then keep it coming, sister. 550 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,488 Duly noted. 551 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:19,316 Good night, then. Okay. 552 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,844 Boo. Whoo! 553 00:26:24,844 --> 00:26:27,498 [Both laughing] 554 00:26:27,498 --> 00:26:29,065 Bye. 555 00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:34,462 [Sniffing] 556 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:53,089 ♪ 557 00:26:53,089 --> 00:26:54,874 What? 558 00:26:54,874 --> 00:26:56,702 LARRY, OVER ANSWERING MACHINE: This is Larry. 559 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,442 I'm sorry I missed your call. 560 00:26:58,442 --> 00:27:00,009 So sorry. 561 00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:02,533 Please leave a message after the tone, please. 562 00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,797 Sorry. Larry, it's Sonja. 563 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:07,016 Um, I really need to get a hold of you 564 00:27:07,016 --> 00:27:09,671 because you were right about Dot. 565 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,326 She is a witch.[Answering machine beeping] 566 00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:14,154 Darn it. 567 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:16,330 Larry, it's Sonja. 568 00:27:16,330 --> 00:27:19,899 Uh, you really need to pick up the phone. 569 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,167 [Screaming] 570 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:31,650 Huh?